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Are you following the DSK case, a French politician (the IMF director) waiting for his trial in New York right now? Presumption of innocence exists for sure, but you can already say with little room for doubt that he’s now out of the French political picture.

Who are the political figures that matter in France?

A little humor to lighten the mood of these last few days…

The best of Sarkozy: the famous “get out of here you jerk”, the bling-bling touch with the Mont-Blanc pen, the CBS interview, the G8 press conference… It’s all there, pure pleasure!

Rachida Dati, the former Minister of Justice who can’t stop her slips of the tongue. Which, in French, gives you “fellation” (which means blow job) instead of “inflation”: here, and the « dildo » (“gode” in French) of conduct instead of “code of conduct”: here.

François Bayrou, president of the Democratic Union party with the famous slap in the face and his “don’t you dare go through my pockets”: see the slap. 

Ségolène Royale suggested that women civil servants should be escorted home at night: here.

Hollande, Ségolène Royal’s ex (2007 candidate) proclaims the well-known “I don’t like rich people” that shall be remembered for years to come: on dailymotion.

Martine Aubry and her Freudian slip? And her “extremely vague” agenda for the Socialist party: here.

And in bulk…

“Half of the ozone cloud affecting the Paris region has been exported from England and Germany” Roselyne Bachelot, Solidarity and Social Cohesion Minister (Le Parisien).

"That tickles one of mine but not the other " Jacques Chirac (L'Express).

If you want more: on wiki.